Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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