I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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