He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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