Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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