Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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