her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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