Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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