Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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