That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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