And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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