My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
