PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Randomize
