Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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