HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
50% drunk capacity currently
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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