Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Dear god my vagina.
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