in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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