Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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