She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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