It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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