But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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