i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you would pick up someone in the library
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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