the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
