Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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