A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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