Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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