Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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