I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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