he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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