A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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