what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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