try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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