dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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