Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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