Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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