doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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