I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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