these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I've blown a few things in my day
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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