How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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