I don't think brook has ever known best
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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