I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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