2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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