i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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