How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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