Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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