It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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