grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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