yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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