I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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