Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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