My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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