he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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