READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
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