You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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