HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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